Girl: Kya hai.. kyun mere piche pade ho.. Aakhirr tum kyaa chahte ho.g..
Boy: ???
Girl: Ye kya hai..
Boy: Tujhe Paana
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Boy- can I join you to the party next time
Girl- ➗
Boy – ?
Girl – bhag
???
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Wife : Kal party me jo aunty ?? mili thi wo kaun thi?
Husband :- ?
Wife :- Ye kya hai ?
Husband :- Mousi (मौसी)
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Boy :- tabiyat kaisi hai?
Girl :- ?
Boy :- kya?
Girl :- well
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Boy :- aare bhuk lagi, sabji bani?
Girl :- ?
Boy :- kya?
Girl :- bani
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Girl :- Salman ko court ne jail kiya?
Boy :- nahi ?
Girl- ye kya?
Boy- bail
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Boy:- what will you do if you see a lizard near you?
Girl:- ? Boy:- what’s that?
Girl:- I scream ?
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Boy: babu you are looking very beautiful ???
Girl: ?
Boy : kya???
Girl: jutha ?
Boy:- tum kaha ja rahi ho
Girl:- ✌???
Boy :- ye kya!!
Girl :- dukan
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Boy: kal jo aapke sath party mai aaye the wo aaapke kaun the.?
Girl:?
Boy:????
Girl: pati
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He: kitne rupee diye
She: ?
He: abb ye kya hai
She: 100
He : kabhi diye
She: ?
He: ab ye kya hai
She: now
Boy :- dukandar ko paise dene the… diye kya?
Girl :- ?
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- paid.
???
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Girl :- Main aaj park me nahi aa sakti.
Boy :- ? kyu?
Girl- ye kya?
Boy- मगर क्यू ???
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He – woh aunty tumhari kya lagti hai
She – ?
He – kya
She – tai
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Girl:- Mujhe pata hai tumhari ek aur girl friend hai
Boy:- kya ? ho
Girl :- yeh kya hai
Boy:-Kya bak rahi ho ???
Boy: Tum Bhaaji ke saath kya khana pasand karogi:
Girl: ?
Boy: Ab ye kya?
Girl: Paav
Boy: kya tumhe jeere wale chawal pasand hai ?
Girl: ✈
Boy: ab yeh kya ?
Girl: plain
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boy: yeh naye trend wale jokes padhe kya
girl: nahi…….?it
boy: ??????
girl: share it ?
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